A dog bit a man.
In other news, highly paid European civil servants conducted a survey that lasted for months, and determined that many websites which offer ringtones and wallpaper for mobile phones claim to be free but they actually charge.
Not only that: Many of the ringtone sites target young people.” Imagine that. Imagine that bureaucrats are astounded by this.
Presumably, these same dull functionaries also are gobsmacked when they learn that most brassiere sales are to women.