Personally I blame global warming

Penguins Poised to Leave Pittsburgh
– headline,

Personally, I credit the new Democratic majority.
Key Lawmakers Complain of Weak Intelligence
– headline, Washington Times

Personally, I thank goodness it was phony:
Phony Pipe Bomb Exploded in Northeast Charlotte
– headline, WSOC-TV North Carolina

Personally, I blame George Bush for all these stories.
Winters a Trial for Maine’s Nudists
– Boston Globe

911 Calls Took the Usual Time, Police Say
– Indianapolis Star

European Economies Lag Behind the US, Study Says

A huge tip of the hat to the always entertaining column Best of the Web Today, and particularly the March 6 edition, from which most of these headlines were stolen.


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