Penguins Poised to Leave Pittsburgh
– headline, CBC.ca
Personally, I credit the new Democratic majority.
Key Lawmakers Complain of Weak Intelligence
– headline, Washington Times
Personally, I thank goodness it was phony:
Phony Pipe Bomb Exploded in Northeast Charlotte
– headline, WSOC-TV North Carolina
Personally, I blame George Bush for all these stories.
Winters a Trial for Maine’s Nudists
– Boston Globe
911 Calls Took the Usual Time, Police Say
– Indianapolis Star
European Economies Lag Behind the US, Study Says